Southern Swimmer.

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

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refreshes:

smh

milkbunnii:

its been 2 years and i still cant get over how badly the yearbook staff fucked up my senior quote

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dragons-and-patrick-stump:

thpantaloon:

this really hurts

so grown up omg
  • *CRASHES LOUDLY INTO YOUR ROOM*:
  • *SCREAMS AT YOU*: HAVE YOU HEARD FOBS NEW SONG
  • *RIPS OFF SHIRT*:
  • *JUMPS OUT WINDOW*: REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via distraction)

shouldnt:

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. 

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rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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